Bolton's Brief Rule #114 - Where are my PJ pants?

Listen, I'm a big fan of my couch, my blanky, and a little hibernation.  Life is good that way!

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Bolton's Brief Rule #113 - Mirror, Mirror, no Broccoli

The thing is that you can stare at all your flaws as long as you want, it doesn't make them go away.  So I say screw it!  Don't even look...except after you've eaten bread.  It never fails.  Sure, you could check for broccoli, but who eats that????? :)

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Bolton's Brief Rule #112 - Hoffa style

Listen, if anybody knows about waiting for the next shoe to drop, it would be me.  I've just learned to accept that it's gonna come in hard and fast.  Be ready for it on your end, too.  Best of luck!

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Bolton's Brief Rule #111: Whack, Smack, Take That!

I totally respect people who can win at this game or the game of life, but don't think I won't give it a heck of a shot.  Might be a little competitive.  I'm sure you don't understand that! (She says with sarcasm.)

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Bolton's Brief Rule #110 - let me tell ya why it's not cookin'

Sadly, there are days I'm so tired that this is a reality.  I do actually forget to turn on the burner and wonder why it isn't done.  Don't tell me it hasn't happened to you!  I'll only believe you if you don't cook at all. :)

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Bolton's Brief Rule #109 - Make it a whiff

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Bolton's Brief Rule #108 - ditch the douches

Listen, we all make mistakes, but I can't let a friend keep repeating theirs.  You shouldn't let your friends either.  You don't let 'em drive drunk.  You don't let 'em find a loser.

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