bolton's brief goes bye-bye from here

Hey guys,  thanks to all of you who've been coming here for your fix of Bolton's Brief Rules.  I have decided to move these on over in conjunction with my other blog.  I sure hope you'll "pretty please" move on over with them.  You can find me at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com.  And again, thanks! :)

Bolton's Brief Rule - she said what? to who???

Do I even need to explain myself on this one?  Yes, drama finds me.  No, I do not start it.  If it finds you like it does me, I recommend either having a really good spouse or a big bottle of booze. :)

If you'd like to read more of my thoughts, you can check out my full-length blog at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com!

Bolton's Brief Rule #115 - Whatchu talkin' about, Willis?

In my family, they ignore that last part, but, boy, are we good at avoidance!  You name it, we can avoid it!  Hateful glances, prego teenagers, neighborhood affairs... Yep, "we know nothing!" as Schultz would say!

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Bolton's Brief Rule #114 - Where are my PJ pants?

Listen, I'm a big fan of my couch, my blanky, and a little hibernation.  Life is good that way!

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Bolton's Brief Rule #113 - Mirror, Mirror, no Broccoli

The thing is that you can stare at all your flaws as long as you want, it doesn't make them go away.  So I say screw it!  Don't even look...except after you've eaten bread.  It never fails.  Sure, you could check for broccoli, but who eats that????? :)

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Bolton's Brief Rule #112 - Hoffa style

Listen, if anybody knows about waiting for the next shoe to drop, it would be me.  I've just learned to accept that it's gonna come in hard and fast.  Be ready for it on your end, too.  Best of luck!

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Bolton's Brief Rule #111: Whack, Smack, Take That!

I totally respect people who can win at this game or the game of life, but don't think I won't give it a heck of a shot.  Might be a little competitive.  I'm sure you don't understand that! (She says with sarcasm.)

Hope your life is a victory lap!  If you want more of my thoughts, check out my full-length blogs at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com  or if you want to keep up-to-date on all my humor, you can like my facebook page at http://www.facebook.com/pages/Bolton-Carleys-Bottom-Line-E-vice-and-other-Important-Stuff/201509276570936?fref=ts.

Bolton's Brief Rule #110 - let me tell ya why it's not cookin'

Sadly, there are days I'm so tired that this is a reality.  I do actually forget to turn on the burner and wonder why it isn't done.  Don't tell me it hasn't happened to you!  I'll only believe you if you don't cook at all. :)

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Bolton's Brief Rule #109 - Make it a whiff

Listen, I think this one speaks for itself.  But if you want to read more of my thoughts, check out for full-length blog at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com

Bolton's Brief Rule #108 - ditch the douches

Listen, we all make mistakes, but I can't let a friend keep repeating theirs.  You shouldn't let your friends either.  You don't let 'em drive drunk.  You don't let 'em find a loser.

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Bolton's Brief Rule #107 - please don't tell me when it happens!

Luckily, I don't have children to prove the point to me, but my husband always points out the similarities!  If you want to read more of my stuff,  check out my full-length blog at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com.

Bolton's Brief Rule #106 - reality tv exists for your benefit!

Okay, maybe I'm harsh, but those shows do exist to make you feel better about your own lives!  Plus, who doesn't watch the train wreck?  If you want to read more of my humor, check out my full-length blogs at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com

bolton brief rule #105 - drive, baby, drive!

And if you can, come drive me to the Old Market. lol.  For more of my humor, check out my full-length blog at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com - it's even a very special week there - my 150th post!

Bolton's Brief Rule #103- best not to fake it!

Not much for faking it.  The tan, the bust, and the roll-of-eyes are all original and legit here!  If you want more of my thoughts on life and humor, check out my full-length blog at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com

Bolton's Brief Rule #103 - wear your apron cooking or not!

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Bolton's Brief Rule #102 - keep calm and microwave

Yes, I speak from experience...well, not the foil, but the rest!  If you want more of my thoughts, my full blog can be found at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com

Rule #101 - go for the underdog

Always cheer for the underdog. No, I'm not talking about on a swing set for you old-timers.  I'm talking American Idols, freshman bench warmer Michael Jordan types, the last placed 3rd grade 40 yard dasher, and the 90-year-old grandma going back to college.  Just do it.  For more advice, go to www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com for my full blogs.

Bolton's Brief Rule #100 - Appreciate your Life