tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23332172851639609142024-03-13T00:50:50.293-07:00bolton carley's bottom linee-vice for friends, family, and strangers that you can laugh about, disregard, or take as gospel.bolton carleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16357369450903733047noreply@blogger.comBlogger54125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2333217285163960914.post-10670614163925157272013-04-09T18:18:00.004-07:002013-04-09T18:18:39.798-07:00bolton's brief goes bye-bye from here<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hey guys, thanks to all of you who've been coming here for your fix of Bolton's Brief Rules. I have decided to move these on over in conjunction with my other blog. I sure hope you'll "pretty please" move on over with them. You can find me at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com. And again, thanks! :)bolton carleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16357369450903733047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2333217285163960914.post-72549238339096715452013-03-27T18:04:00.000-07:002013-03-27T18:04:04.208-07:00Bolton's Brief Rule - she said what? to who???<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Do I even need to explain myself on this one? Yes, drama finds me. No, I do not start it. If it finds you like it does me, I recommend either having a really good spouse or a big bottle of booze. :)<br />
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In my family, they ignore that last part, but, boy, are we good at avoidance! You name it, we can avoid it! Hateful glances, prego teenagers, neighborhood affairs... Yep, "we know nothing!" as Schultz would say!<br />
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Listen, I'm a big fan of my couch, my blanky, and a little hibernation. Life is good that way!<br />
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If you're interested in my other thoughts and suggestions, check out my full-length blog at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.combolton carleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16357369450903733047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2333217285163960914.post-84136050121597757932013-03-07T15:44:00.000-08:002013-03-07T15:44:31.569-08:00Bolton's Brief Rule #113 - Mirror, Mirror, no Broccoli<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The thing is that you can stare at all your flaws as long as you want, it doesn't make them go away. So I say screw it! Don't even look...except after you've eaten bread. It never fails. Sure, you could check for broccoli, but who eats that????? :) <br />
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Thanks for stopping by!bolton carleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16357369450903733047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2333217285163960914.post-9808981736384539312013-02-28T18:59:00.001-08:002013-02-28T18:59:22.418-08:00Bolton's Brief Rule #112 - Hoffa style<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Listen, if anybody knows about waiting for the next shoe to drop, it would be me. I've just learned to accept that it's gonna come in hard and fast. Be ready for it on your end, too. Best of luck!<br />
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I totally respect people who can win at this game or the game of life, but don't think I won't give it a heck of a shot. Might be a little competitive. I'm sure you don't understand that! (She says with sarcasm.)<br />
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Hope your life is a victory lap! If you want more of my thoughts, check out my full-length blogs at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com or if you want to keep up-to-date on all my humor, you can like my facebook page at http://www.facebook.com/pages/Bolton-Carleys-Bottom-Line-E-vice-and-other-Important-Stuff/201509276570936?fref=ts.bolton carleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16357369450903733047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2333217285163960914.post-31119966892333352802013-02-20T15:55:00.000-08:002013-02-20T15:55:30.708-08:00Bolton's Brief Rule #110 - let me tell ya why it's not cookin'<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Sadly, there are days I'm so tired that this is a reality. I do actually forget to turn on the burner and wonder why it isn't done. Don't tell me it hasn't happened to you! I'll only believe you if you don't cook at all. :)<br />
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Listen, I think this one speaks for itself. But if you want to read more of my thoughts, check out for full-length blog at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.combolton carleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16357369450903733047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2333217285163960914.post-75252986219692877962013-01-31T17:13:00.000-08:002013-01-31T17:13:44.418-08:00Bolton's Brief Rule #108 - ditch the douches<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Listen, we all make mistakes, but I can't let a friend keep repeating theirs. You shouldn't let your friends either. You don't let 'em drive drunk. You don't let 'em find a loser. <br />
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bolton carleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16357369450903733047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2333217285163960914.post-42905951899884264532013-01-30T17:35:00.002-08:002013-01-30T17:35:32.624-08:00Bolton's Brief Rule #107 - please don't tell me when it happens!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Okay, maybe I'm harsh, but those shows do exist to make you feel better about your own lives! Plus, who doesn't watch the train wreck? If you want to read more of my humor, check out my full-length blogs at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.combolton carleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16357369450903733047noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2333217285163960914.post-63497126150681325942013-01-24T16:15:00.000-08:002013-01-24T16:16:18.978-08:00bolton brief rule #105 - drive, baby, drive!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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And if you can, come drive me to the Old Market. lol. For more of my humor, check out my full-length blog at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com - it's even a very special week there - my 150th post!bolton carleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16357369450903733047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2333217285163960914.post-15699068003539238112013-01-20T17:32:00.000-08:002013-01-20T17:32:07.411-08:00Bolton's Brief Rule #103- best not to fake it!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Not much for faking it. The tan, the bust, and the roll-of-eyes are all original and legit here! If you want more of my thoughts on life and humor, check out my full-length blog at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.combolton carleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16357369450903733047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2333217285163960914.post-30395194894556890332013-01-17T18:50:00.001-08:002013-01-17T18:50:44.254-08:00Bolton's Brief Rule #103 - wear your apron cooking or not!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Always cheer for the underdog. No, I'm not talking about on a swing set for you old-timers. I'm talking American Idols, freshman bench warmer Michael Jordan types, the last placed 3rd grade 40 yard dasher, and the 90-year-old grandma going back to college. Just do it. For more advice, go to www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com for my full blogs.bolton carleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16357369450903733047noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2333217285163960914.post-77063278786530669892013-01-04T15:47:00.001-08:002013-01-04T15:48:43.778-08:00Bolton's Brief Rule #100 - Appreciate your Life<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />bolton carleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16357369450903733047noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2333217285163960914.post-56961131263205167402012-07-31T15:21:00.000-07:002012-07-31T15:21:44.085-07:00Bolton's Brief Rule #95 - a man and his lawn<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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