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Life Advice the Bolton Way
Showing posts with label rules to live by. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rules to live by. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Bolton's Brief Rule - she said what? to who???
Do I even need to explain myself on this one? Yes, drama finds me. No, I do not start it. If it finds you like it does me, I recommend either having a really good spouse or a big bottle of booze. :)
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Sunday, March 24, 2013
Bolton's Brief Rule #115 - Whatchu talkin' about, Willis?
In my family, they ignore that last part, but, boy, are we good at avoidance! You name it, we can avoid it! Hateful glances, prego teenagers, neighborhood affairs... Yep, "we know nothing!" as Schultz would say!
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Thursday, March 21, 2013
Bolton's Brief Rule #114 - Where are my PJ pants?
Listen, I'm a big fan of my couch, my blanky, and a little hibernation. Life is good that way!
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Thursday, March 7, 2013
Bolton's Brief Rule #113 - Mirror, Mirror, no Broccoli
The thing is that you can stare at all your flaws as long as you want, it doesn't make them go away. So I say screw it! Don't even look...except after you've eaten bread. It never fails. Sure, you could check for broccoli, but who eats that????? :)
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Thursday, February 28, 2013
Bolton's Brief Rule #112 - Hoffa style
Listen, if anybody knows about waiting for the next shoe to drop, it would be me. I've just learned to accept that it's gonna come in hard and fast. Be ready for it on your end, too. Best of luck!
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Thursday, February 21, 2013
Bolton's Brief Rule #111: Whack, Smack, Take That!
I totally respect people who can win at this game or the game of life, but don't think I won't give it a heck of a shot. Might be a little competitive. I'm sure you don't understand that! (She says with sarcasm.)
Hope your life is a victory lap! If you want more of my thoughts, check out my full-length blogs at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com or if you want to keep up-to-date on all my humor, you can like my facebook page at http://www.facebook.com/pages/Bolton-Carleys-Bottom-Line-E-vice-and-other-Important-Stuff/201509276570936?fref=ts.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Bolton's Brief Rule #110 - let me tell ya why it's not cookin'
Sadly, there are days I'm so tired that this is a reality. I do actually forget to turn on the burner and wonder why it isn't done. Don't tell me it hasn't happened to you! I'll only believe you if you don't cook at all. :)
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Thursday, February 7, 2013
Bolton's Brief Rule #109 - Make it a whiff
Listen, I think this one speaks for itself. But if you want to read more of my thoughts, check out for full-length blog at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com
Thursday, January 31, 2013
Bolton's Brief Rule #108 - ditch the douches
Listen, we all make mistakes, but I can't let a friend keep repeating theirs. You shouldn't let your friends either. You don't let 'em drive drunk. You don't let 'em find a loser.
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Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Bolton's Brief Rule #107 - please don't tell me when it happens!
Luckily, I don't have children to prove the point to me, but my husband always points out the similarities! If you want to read more of my stuff, check out my full-length blog at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com.
Monday, January 28, 2013
Bolton's Brief Rule #106 - reality tv exists for your benefit!
Okay, maybe I'm harsh, but those shows do exist to make you feel better about your own lives! Plus, who doesn't watch the train wreck? If you want to read more of my humor, check out my full-length blogs at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Bolton's Brief Rule #99 - solution to everything
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Monday, August 6, 2012
Bolton's Brief Rule #98 - Make-up on a Pig
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Thursday, August 2, 2012
Bolton's Brief Rule #97 - Make time for...
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Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Bolton's Brief Rule #94 - Buying jeans
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Thursday, July 12, 2012
Bolton's Brief Rule #93 - gut feelings
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Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Bolton's Brief Rule #91 - just say no to dieting
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