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Showing posts with label life rules. Show all posts
Showing posts with label life rules. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Bolton's Brief Rule - she said what? to who???
Do I even need to explain myself on this one? Yes, drama finds me. No, I do not start it. If it finds you like it does me, I recommend either having a really good spouse or a big bottle of booze. :)
If you'd like to read more of my thoughts, you can check out my full-length blog at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com!
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Bolton's Brief Rule #112 - Hoffa style
Listen, if anybody knows about waiting for the next shoe to drop, it would be me. I've just learned to accept that it's gonna come in hard and fast. Be ready for it on your end, too. Best of luck!
If you'd like more of my thoughts, check out my full-length blog at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com.
Thursday, February 7, 2013
Bolton's Brief Rule #109 - Make it a whiff
Listen, I think this one speaks for itself. But if you want to read more of my thoughts, check out for full-length blog at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com
Monday, January 28, 2013
Bolton's Brief Rule #106 - reality tv exists for your benefit!
Okay, maybe I'm harsh, but those shows do exist to make you feel better about your own lives! Plus, who doesn't watch the train wreck? If you want to read more of my humor, check out my full-length blogs at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com
Thursday, January 17, 2013
Bolton's Brief Rule #103 - wear your apron cooking or not!
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Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Bolton's Brief Rule #102 - keep calm and microwave
Yes, I speak from experience...well, not the foil, but the rest! If you want more of my thoughts, my full blog can be found at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com
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Monday, January 7, 2013
Rule #101 - go for the underdog
Always cheer for the underdog. No, I'm not talking about on a swing set for you old-timers. I'm talking American Idols, freshman bench warmer Michael Jordan types, the last placed 3rd grade 40 yard dasher, and the 90-year-old grandma going back to college. Just do it. For more advice, go to www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com for my full blogs.
Friday, January 4, 2013
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