Life Advice the Bolton Way




Showing posts with label life rules. Show all posts
Showing posts with label life rules. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Bolton's Brief Rule - she said what? to who???


Do I even need to explain myself on this one?  Yes, drama finds me.  No, I do not start it.  If it finds you like it does me, I recommend either having a really good spouse or a big bottle of booze. :)

If you'd like to read more of my thoughts, you can check out my full-length blog at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com!

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Bolton's Brief Rule #112 - Hoffa style


Listen, if anybody knows about waiting for the next shoe to drop, it would be me.  I've just learned to accept that it's gonna come in hard and fast.  Be ready for it on your end, too.  Best of luck!

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Thursday, February 7, 2013

Bolton's Brief Rule #109 - Make it a whiff


Listen, I think this one speaks for itself.  But if you want to read more of my thoughts, check out for full-length blog at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com

Monday, January 28, 2013

Bolton's Brief Rule #106 - reality tv exists for your benefit!


Okay, maybe I'm harsh, but those shows do exist to make you feel better about your own lives!  Plus, who doesn't watch the train wreck?  If you want to read more of my humor, check out my full-length blogs at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Bolton's Brief Rule #102 - keep calm and microwave


Yes, I speak from experience...well, not the foil, but the rest!  If you want more of my thoughts, my full blog can be found at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com

Monday, January 7, 2013

Rule #101 - go for the underdog


Always cheer for the underdog. No, I'm not talking about on a swing set for you old-timers.  I'm talking American Idols, freshman bench warmer Michael Jordan types, the last placed 3rd grade 40 yard dasher, and the 90-year-old grandma going back to college.  Just do it.  For more advice, go to www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com for my full blogs.