Life Advice the Bolton Way




Thursday, February 28, 2013

Bolton's Brief Rule #112 - Hoffa style


Listen, if anybody knows about waiting for the next shoe to drop, it would be me.  I've just learned to accept that it's gonna come in hard and fast.  Be ready for it on your end, too.  Best of luck!

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Thursday, February 21, 2013

Bolton's Brief Rule #111: Whack, Smack, Take That!


I totally respect people who can win at this game or the game of life, but don't think I won't give it a heck of a shot.  Might be a little competitive.  I'm sure you don't understand that! (She says with sarcasm.)

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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Bolton's Brief Rule #110 - let me tell ya why it's not cookin'


Sadly, there are days I'm so tired that this is a reality.  I do actually forget to turn on the burner and wonder why it isn't done.  Don't tell me it hasn't happened to you!  I'll only believe you if you don't cook at all. :)

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Thursday, February 7, 2013

Bolton's Brief Rule #109 - Make it a whiff


Listen, I think this one speaks for itself.  But if you want to read more of my thoughts, check out for full-length blog at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Bolton's Brief Rule #108 - ditch the douches


Listen, we all make mistakes, but I can't let a friend keep repeating theirs.  You shouldn't let your friends either.  You don't let 'em drive drunk.  You don't let 'em find a loser.

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Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Bolton's Brief Rule #107 - please don't tell me when it happens!


Luckily, I don't have children to prove the point to me, but my husband always points out the similarities!  If you want to read more of my stuff,  check out my full-length blog at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Bolton's Brief Rule #106 - reality tv exists for your benefit!


Okay, maybe I'm harsh, but those shows do exist to make you feel better about your own lives!  Plus, who doesn't watch the train wreck?  If you want to read more of my humor, check out my full-length blogs at www.boltoncarley.wordpress.com